jesus christ on a cracker

pants with fake pockets

i’m not sorry.

sylphoflies:

edvilla23:

What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything.

Atheists: 1

Christians: 1

Everybody wins and live happy.

God fucking damn it.

thatbronywiththeglasses:

fixed it

apocalyptictacolord:

you can’t be on the computer all summer they said

GREATEST MISUNDERSTANDING EVER.

princeofdoki:

captxandri:

the-observant-one:

Oh.

My.

Lord.

holy shit ashdkjas

fuck

Oh my god, I went back and got to the third one and was like ASKLDJALKJSLJAKLS

WELL DONE, SIR.

god fucking bless

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